Data Collection
We don’t collect any data. Seriously, we don’t. We’re like that friend who never remembers your birthday, your favorite color, or even your name. We’re not being rude, we just believe in your right to privacy.
However, our hosting partner, Cloudflare, might be a bit more curious. They may collect some data about your security and country geo-location via IP. But don’t worry, they’re not stalking you, they’re just trying to keep you safe.
Cookies
We don’t use cookies. We prefer donuts. But seriously, we don’t track you. We’re not Santa Claus, we don’t need to know if you’ve been naughty or nice.
Third-Party Links
We might link to other websites, but we’re not responsible for their privacy policies. We’re like that friend who introduces you to someone at a party and then disappears. What happens next is between you two.
Your Rights
You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be ignored by us because we don’t collect data. You also have the right to access, correct, delete, and restrict the processing of your personal data, but since we don’t have any of your data, you can skip this step.
Changes to This Policy
We might update this policy from time to time, but since we don’t collect your email, we can’t notify you. So, you’ll have to check this page regularly. We know, it’s a tough job, but someone has to do it.
Contact Us
If you have any questions about this policy, you can contact us. But remember, we don’t collect your data, so we might not remember who you are.